Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
