only if we run a train.
done.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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