Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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