My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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