Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just had sex on a roof
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks