Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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