after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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