we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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