i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
