dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
then he tried to convert me to islam
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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My vagina is officially offended.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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