you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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