Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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