Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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