i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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