I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
