is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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