Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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