if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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