Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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