are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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