Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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