dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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