this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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