Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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