You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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