i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Boobs are out for the taking
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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