im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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