I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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