I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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