White coat. Heels.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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