i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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