i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
This is my gift to your gina
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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