"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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