Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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