They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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