We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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