I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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