remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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