you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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