he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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