You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
