If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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