it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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