I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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