Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Randomize
