My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Your penis caused this!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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