hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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