erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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