Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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