But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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