haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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