I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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