Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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