I can't watch pbs sober anymore
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
And then he peed in my hair
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