i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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